New York (nee Tiffany Pollard) -- the famed buxom Flavor of Love cast-off – looks for love on VH-1's I Love New York 2, currently approaching its season finale.
10) Hipster cred. Nip/Tuck creator Ryan Murphy appeared on last week's I Love New York, saying he’s a huge fan and that New York is the ideal reality star. She guest-stars in a Nip/Tuck episode, kissing Julian McMahon.
9) Fights. Muscular, imposing dudes spar with each other – despite rules prohibiting it. Old school Jerry Springer.
8) Machiavellian attitude. New York is proudly a pain in the neck. She lauds bad behavior and backstabbing among her suitors.
7) Outrageous outfits. New York rocks open-chested, sparkly tops accentuating an oversized bust, layering extra red lipstick with make-up, and wobbling around in tiny heels. Love it!
6) New York’s mother, who advises her daughter on dating decisions. If you thought New York’s mom would be an easy touch, wrong – she is harder to please. She doesn’t shake hands and accused one guy of having the capacity to kill animals.
5) Relative excellence. Comparing I Love New York to its VH-1 follow-up The Salt-n-Pepa Show is like comparing Friends to Joey.
4) Cool catchphrases. New York frequently refers to herself as “your girl,” as in “Do you have love for your girl, New York?”
3) Equal opportunity. This season, a little person named Midget Mac competed for New York’s love, making it to the top 10. He was eventually rejected.
2) No Flavor Flav. Flavor broke New York’s heart on his show, and we have yet to see him on her show.
1) Spunky entrepreneurial spirit. This season’s top 5 contenders (businessmen and MBA grad’s) are Apprentice-like in their cunning.