
The Fats of Life: The Biggest Loser campus was closed for the week and the remaining chub squad headed to Jamaica to model their still unsettling bodies for some lucky tourists in the land of poverty and resentment. The reason the show takes contestants on vacation is so they can learn to survive in the outside world where they will be bombarded with temptation at every turn. Trainers barked orders as to what could be eaten, what should be avoided and Jillian was VERY insistent that her crew shouldn’t drink. This rubbed Jez the wrong way and I’m sure he took his asymmetric boobies out for some romance and a cocktail when Jillian went to bed.
Nerve/Gas: The challenge was almost one person lighter after Kim’s “B” was rushed to the doctor with chest pain. He was diagnosed with nerves and gas, no acute angina. The teams had to send one member at a time on a raft as they pulled themselves to the shore without falling in. Jillian’s black team was the only one to stay on their raft and they easily prevailed so they got massages and pampering while the other teams struggled through their workouts.
Jim Dandy – Not: In the end all the tae-totaling in the Great Antilles could not save Jillian’s juggernauts from losing the weigh-in. Both red and blue came up with big results and black’s meager weight loss sent them to elimination. The girthy Germanakos twins were immediate targets because two fat guys operating with one brain is just too damn dangerous! Jim was cut adrift from the campus and now his brother Bill must pick up the crumbs (and secretly eat them at night with some cold chocolate milk) and celebrate his birthday alone
