No, seriously: I think she is a miracle in the reality landscape with her bodacious new boobies and larger than life persona. When New York first appeared on VH1’s Flavor of Love (which, a miracle in itself, is shooting its third season) I thought the bitch was crazy. She was so mean to all the other hopefuls and was so hell bent on being with Flav she made stalking seem subtle by comparison.
She was willing to give Flav everything and compromise her body and family to win the teensy grandfather, and in the end he twice jilted and humiliated her for the “nice girl” leaving her no choice but to star in her own show. Season 1 of I Love New York had a really memorable cast of nut bars and thugs (Chance and Mr. Boston anyone?), and although it appeared she found the man to erase the flavor of Flav, Tango reneged his engagement and broke up with NY on the reunion show. Bummer.
She’s back: New York is back and this time she seems a little more serious. Don’t get me wrong, there are still the classic undersexed NY moments such as her curious excitement when Wolf cut to the chase and dropped this bomb, “I got a big d%@k”. Any self respecting bachelorette would have slapped the guy, thrown a drink in his face or walked away, but our girl stood there stammering in lust and struggled to pick her tongue and jaw off the ground. Wolf is hanging in there, along with little person Midget Mac who, although he scares New York and she worries kissing him will be like smooching a toddler, is one of the funniest and most likable guys on the show.
Who really loves New York: When I watch these shows I always think the pool of guys are a bunch of bulls%*t artists fighting each other for camera time, not NY’s heart. There are, however, eager guys like Tailor Made who bought NY $700 Manolos and dozens of roses and cried in shame when she brought up his failing marriage because he crazy loves her. There are plenty of other crazies to go around (like lantern jawed honkey-snitch Cheezy and incoherent rose stealer It), but it’s the wimps like Unsure who regifted NY an ill fitting jacket then quit the show that work our girl into an angry lather. After three seasons of bastards using our heroine as no more than a stepping stone and receptacle we are finally ready to meet the man who has REAL love for New York.
