Sam is the first male beauty in the history of Beauty and the Geek and he is vain, conceited and impossibly in love with himself. In other words, he’s perfect!
This week’s challenge was to create a new comic book character (the beauties’ task) and a brand new outfit to go along with it (the geeks’). As the girls stumbled with character ideas, nemeses and superpowers, the guys stumbled utterly with sewing machines and sequins in a brutal challenge. William loves comic books. William hates Jen. Jen is his partner. William and Jen are screwed.
The Super Beauty Challenge was a joint task, which meant the winning team would have the honor of choosing both teams to go the elimination room. This put a lot of pressure on teams to work together and since William and Jen’s pairing was already strained they were at a decided disadvantage with a dim outlook. Jen’s character had power boobies that spun and hypnotized men and foes and she bamboozled her nemeses under the moniker Venus the Hypnotic Temptress. She was a standout for the judges as was the other Jen who made so little sense it almost worked as narcoleptic superhero Princess Bedhead. For those who worried about Sam and his wounded heart and sad wang since girl toy Rebecca left the house, fear not. Sam thrived as Metro Man, a shirtless, breakdancing underwear model who fights crime and deflects bullets with his great arms and sturdy bracelets. Sam and Nicole won the challenge and resentment against them grew (at least the ill will toward dominator Sam), and now the power to eliminate rested with them.
Sam sent Natalie (Vinity the ivy covered Ladykiller) and superhot prom king John into elimination and Nicole chose Jesse and Erin (Aqualita Splash). Erin and Jesse lost because when shown a picture of plagued supermodel Kate Moss Jesse misidentified her as Gisele. The best part was Erin telepathically sending him the wrong answer from the other room as she kept going, “Cindy Crawford. It’s Cindy Crawford!” Thank GOD this girl is not on Phenomenon, she would have shot herself in the head with a nail gun.
