The Twist: It has been a busy week for hook-ups on reality TV and this season’s twist on Beauty and the Geek has birthed one of the sexiest unions so far. One of the hot girl/nerdy guy couples has been replaced with a hot guy/nerdy girl and the hot guy Sam is a break out star.
The Ou-La-La: Every episode so far has had gratuitous shots of Sam coifing his man mane and feathering his nest of sexiness with all the gusto of his beautiful female counterparts. It was only a matter of time before his radar focused on one of the sexy she-things and he found his maiden in high cheek-boned and emotionally unsound Rebecca.
Going All The Way: This week their union appeared to go all the way as they thrust and groaned in grainy geek-o-vision while Sam’s helpless nerdlette lay in tears in the bunk below. This poor girl, she was worried her professors would see her in a bad light after her club promoting bed hopper decided to shake his sugar stick at sweet Becca just inches from her face. She came off unscathed and I think her precious reputation will remain as pure and intact as her hymen.
Domination: Will and Rebecca have dominated every challenge and as last week’s double winners they had the hard task of sending two teams into the elimination chamber, one of whom lived to fight another day and won their own challenge paving the path for retribution. Erin the beautician was crushed at having to go to elimination, but her partner’s win in the massage challenge set the course for revenge and she was ready for her happy ending.
The beauties had to build and fly rockets and Sam had enough brain cells to best the breasts, he channeled his memories of his bunk romp and sent his turgid rocket skyward. He and his partner Nicole were the next to send a pair to the dreaded elimination room which turned out to be a “battle of Wills” as William and Will faced off with their ladies. Will and Rebecca choked and Sam’s love interest took her tear stained cheeks out tha door.
My Opinion: I like this season’s twist only because of Sam, but I don’t think an entire season of all male beauties would do anything for the show. I think men are more superficial in their attractions and hook ups and the poor sensitive female geeks would be bowled over by testosterone and vanity. The geeky guy/hot girl dynamic is more interesting and fruitful and people tend to fit naturally in these divisions. Rescuing a cute nerd is a common fantasy for girls, and a brainy guy is attractive to us and helps fulfill the budding maternal needs of the fairer sex. Guys like to feel smarter and in control and a houseful of intimidated guys is a recipe for disaster for sensitive brainiacs who probably don’t need any more reasons to feel insecure.
