This was America's Next Top Model's infamous makeover episode and I watched with glee and anticipation, especially since the episode was called “The Girl Who Goes Bald”. You go Tyra Banks! Everyone had the standard crop and weaves, and the stylists missed the mark with a few of the dos (especially Ebony’s second rate Naomi Campbell tresses and Saleisha’s misguided mop). The surprise came from Bianca whose hair was so damaged from color, straightening and glue they had to shave it all off leaving her misshapen head with a scant 2 millimeters of coverage.
We saw Nigel’s wife Crissy help out in the make up challenge. Could she be anymore beautiful? Good lord.
The girls had to give themselves five minutes of make up and Yale nerd Victoria assed out again. I have been growing sick of her “I’m just a smart girl who stumbled into these heels” routine. I know, toots, but guess what? You are not the first hot smart girl to sashay into this contest. Remember last season’s Whitney? She was a basketball player from Dartmouth and she was more attractive, more articulate and more interesting than you.
Victoria made the mistake of tangling with Twiggy again at panel and this legendary judge finally had enough. Victoria and Saleisha landed in the bottom two but nothing could save the uppity bookworm. Sayonara sweetheart, don’t let that library door hit you in the ass.
