Pop Quiz: Andre got under people’s skin like an aggressive impetigo infection. He got into a few screaming matches with Aussie Rachel and Dr. David (the guy is almost a PhD.) and the house took it out on him in the edge challenge. The players had to answer trivia questions in a game called “Brain Binge” where right answers got them healthy snacks (celery, rice cakes) and wrong answers got them cake and Twinkies. If models answered a tougher bonus question they could make anyone else eat the sweet devil. In a streak of correct second answers Andre was forced to eat piece after piece of chocolate cake. It was beautiful.
The Answers: Mandy Lynn got her questions wrong and was forced to eat the chocolate cake but she refused so she was ineligible to compete in the call back challenge. She suited up for the fitness video challenge with guru Gilad, but she got bored and winded too quickly and went inside to dye her hair a warm chestnut brown to appease Mary Alice. Bret and the Aussie tied in the fitness challenge, and I think Gilad is a bit of a pickle kisser because he gave Brett the win although Rachel clearly wiped the floor with him.
Blond Moments: Ultimately blond Rachel (who looks older than Blue Iris), Jesse and Mandy Lynn were called down the runway (as was Andre who received a brief and stern warning for upsetting his housemates), and Mandy Lynn and her sturdy melons and chocolate hair were shown the door to obscurity. Good luck, Mandy Lynn. Ben Stein will miss you and your hard grapefruits that replaced his autographed picture of Milton Friedman as his masturbation image of choice.
